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poo poo pirate

The conquest across the seven seas in the search for of hidden treasure (poo). Often having to enter many dark caves in the process.
Rachiepoos is a poo poo pirate. She LOVES it!!
by Gordanus January 15, 2009
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butt pirate

Someone who pillage's another man's village
by BaldKnob December 8, 2004
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but pirate

A person who loves to go in search of bums he can steal of another gay man.
Also used to describe someone who has offended or annoyed you.
The term was invented by a bus load of 14, 15 and 16 year olds on a ski trip to france.
that hurt you fucking but pirate, go felch some bum.
by Martin Perkins February 8, 2005
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butt pirate

Term used to describe gay men
watch yourself.. he's a a real butt pirate.
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.
I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?
by Shile July 12, 2007
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ass pirate

1. One who commandeers a crew to explore undiscovered asshole and surrounding regions of the anal cavity and pillage any nearby ships abundant in rich, exquisite ass ; skilled in the activity of illegal trade of stolen ass or booty. Favorite activities among these vicious scoundrels include the popular sport of penis fencing and polishing the captain's wooden plank.

2. One who has an obsession with ass hole of some sort.
ARRRR! AHOY MATIES! Come, we have a long journey ahead of us. We must capture Captain Seaman's lost treasure of tropical arse! ARRR!

Captain! I believe we can't sail through the Storm of Diarrhea. We must sail west, otherwise we ass pirates may not live to see the light!

LAND HO! I see it! Over there! Those two hills that are very close to each other! ARRR! Alas, we have made it lads, we have found the arse we set sail to discover! I be proud of being an ass pirate! ARRR!!

Nathanial: Come on babe. Let me insert my corn on the cob into your fudge tunnel of love.
Jocelyn: No! Just fuck my pussy. I don't like it up the butt.
Nathanial: Please! I beg you. I just have a preference for tight spaces.
Jocelyn: That's it! I have had it. All you ever do is have butt sex with me. You never want my juicy pussy. We are finished! Nathanial, you truly are an ass pirate!
by superpooper June 16, 2008
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pirate neutral

When you offset the act of downloading a copyrighted movie by checking with a friend to see if they have either seen it at the theatre or bought it on DVD.
Pauline had already seen "Star Wars - Episode 19" in a theatre, so Barney was pirate neutral when he downloaded it from one of the Torrent sites.
by Wonfuji January 29, 2009
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