piss stain

some one/thing that follow you but you dont want it to be

i hate (name) he kept following me like a piss stain

by gghdfjiwhdf September 29, 2008

Takes the piss

Makes fun of

Sarah always takes the piss because she reckons I have an accent but she doesn't.

by Patrick Albert May 29, 2004

pissbottle

pissbottle {pronounced, "PĬS'bŏtl"} (n.)
One of those plastic lidded urinal jugs that you often see in hospitals & nursing homes. Sometimes sold through consumer medical catalogues under such names as JOHN, JANE, FEMINATOR, etc.

{Mark} Hey Martha, can you please hand me the pissbottle next to the bed?
{Martha} Fuck off Mark, why don't you just toddle right over to the toilet and pass micturition like a grown-up!

by Telephony June 22, 2014

Wicked pissa

Something that's way cool maybe tooo cool!

you check out my new twenty-foz they wicked pissa!

by oscar from the block April 18, 2003

piss on it

another way of sayin, screw it or fuck it

chick:lets go somewhere
dude:i dont wana
chick:pleezzz, i luv ya!!
dude:piss on it, letz go

by Totally pissed of teen July 31, 2005

Piss Boner

When you have to piss so bad, you pop a wood.

I had to piss so bad that I got a piss boner.

by T-Bone June 30, 2004

Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton September 11, 2008