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Pansexual

The sexual attraction to pans and/or the Greek God "Pan"
"He jacks off to pans?" "Yeah, he's pansexual."
by actual Josh A January 10, 2015
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pineapple under the sea

A naked girl at the bottom of an empty pool with a pineapple shoved up her anus. Now teams of men fill the pool with loads of semen. Once the pool is fill she swims to the top, removes the pineapple and then proceeds to eat it.
Johnny "I can't wait for tonight"
Smith "Why? Going to a party?"
Johnny "Tonight is the annual Pineapple Under the Sea night! Jane is in for a wild."
by Pimp Daddy Jenkins October 19, 2013
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pansexual

Proud. Okay if anyone was coming for a REAL definition please keep reading. This is a sexuality were you like ALL genders as in not just boy and girl because no, that's bisexual. Pansexual is when you are sexually/emotionally attracted to boys,girls,transgender people and anything else in the gender world. And if you are pansexual that is great cuz we need more in the world
Mom : Hey
Girl : Yeah, mom?
Mom : When you get married I just can't wait to see your husband.
Girl : Ugh, Mom don't realize i'm not straight..? I've been with so many other types of people..pansexual remember?
Mom : I know sweetheart i'm sorry
by Smiley Unicorn May 13, 2017
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Pansexual

I believe the definition for Pansexual needs to be altered a bit. Many of the definitions provided on this site, and most others for that matter, are provided by people who identify as pan and as such often come off a bit insulting to other orientations.

Yes. Pansexual represents one who is attracted to an individual regardless of gender or gender identification. Like everyone else has said, they can love/be attracted to ALL... not just male or female.

But, I highly doubt you'll meet very many bisexuals who would identify themselves any differently. The problem with "bisexual" is the word itself because it DOES imply the binary male and female. But, in practice, very few bisexual individuals actually look at love in that fashion.

A straight person, a gay person, a bisexual person, they can all date and love a transgender person and that doesn't make them not straight or not gay or not bisexual. In fact, transgendered identifying people would probably be insulted if their girlfriend or boyfriend was suddenly labeled as "not straight", that implies that the transgendered person is somehow less male or less female than someone genetically born that way.

The definitions for pansexual on here are mostly accurate, but they fail to acknowledge that all these labels are part of the problem in the first place. Just love who you want however you want and if someone asks, "what are you?" Tell them it doesn't matter... or make something up who cares.
Doug: I'm so happy I met my new boyfriend, he's really changed my life.

Suzie: Isn't he trans... I thought you were gay?

Doug: I am gay, my boyfriend is a guy, end of story.

Suzie: Oh, well I'm pansexual so I don't even think about gender, I'm basically blind to gender which is really what the world needs.

Doug: I think the world just needs less labels. Who cares if you're pan or I'm gay... I know who I love and that's what matters.
by _The Muffin Man_ May 23, 2013
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Pine

A type of wood that is relatively soft.
Yeah, I liked her, but we're not talking mahogany here. The most she would get out of it would be pine.
by iluvkamakazi April 24, 2009
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pineapple

1) Any antipersonnel fragmentation grenade, but most commonly the antipersonnel fragmentation hand grenade (so called because the grooves on the metal casing are reminiscent of the skin of a pineapple)

2) To kill someone or destroy something with an AP frag grenade. Related terms include frag (to kill/destroy, usually with an explosive device of some kind) and ghost (to kill in general).
1)

Nod Rifleman: ENGAGING GDI FORCES!
GDI Grenadier: Eat pineapple, Nod boy! *primes and throws hand grenade*

2) Looks like Captain Parker pineappled those SAM sites.
by Macavity September 16, 2005
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Pineapple princess

The type of princess that is so rare, that God isnt even sure how he created such a beautiful human being. They are usually funny, outgoing, beautiful, adorable, amazing to be around, very little and very delicate. 1 must never hurt a pineapple princess as there are consequences for doing so. Rumor has it that there is only 1 of these princesses in the world.
Guy #1 : Damn, do you know that new girl named Faith? Shes fine asf
Guy #2: Hell yea I know her. I'm finna tap dat.

Daddy BJ: Nerds , settle down now. Shes not just an object. That girl you're talking about is the most amazing caring fun loving girl, anyone could ever meet. Dont you dare hurt her. Shes just a little pineapple princess.

Faith: awww, omg, am I really?
Shahaley: omg, I wanna be a pineapple princess.

Daddy BJ: being a pineapple princess is not for everyone tbh. Its #notabigdeal
by Daddy BJ May 30, 2018
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