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Leaving your partner for cheating

That's also what this is like!
Hym "It's like leaving your partner for cheating on you! It's like you're my girlfriend and I caught you cheating and you're like clinging to my leg and just screaming and crying to stop me from leaving you!"

Society (aka MY Girlfriend) "NOOO! NOOOO! PLEASE! YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME! I'M SO SORRY! I LOVE YOU! NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hym "Get the fuck off of me you freak! What the fuck is wrong with you? And now you're like lying to the police about being abused (which is something women do all of the time and the Red Pill community calls out all of the time) to try and get me locked up!"
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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The Colombian Panther

The Colombian Panther is an infamous sex move often performed in Africa. To do this, you need access to a Lion. It is NOT recommended. It is as follows

When you strip nude, before doing lines of cocaine while a police baton is inserted into your anus. You then attempt to fistfight a Lion before getting mauled. Survival is not certain.
Zack: “The Colombian Panther, I did it yesterday for my first time.”
Phil: “Yeesh, how was it?”
Zack: “My cock fell off.”
by TrippyCarb0n January 19, 2025
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Jerk it to your partner day

SATURDAY MAY 3RD is a day where you gotta jerk it atleast 5 TIMES to yo girl/man and if you don’t then the they DIEEE!!!
Guy: dude you gonna participate in Jerk it to your partner day?
Guy 2: already did man.
by retrowand May 2, 2025
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Coding Artisty Is If That Is Your Partner Joshua Pemberton, Then Let Me Haunted House Them
Coding Artisty Is If That Is Your Partner Joshua Pemberton, Then Let Me Haunted House Them
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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An alternative to “get your mind outta the gutter”. Especially fitting for when pink panther is involved.
Person 1: “Yo why pink panther all caked up in that ride?”
Person 2: “Get your pink outta the panthers man”
by KirbyWhoSwallowsToes November 9, 2025
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