Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

by TheChair64 May 14, 2017

Penis

the small thing in your pants

You have no penis

by sexlord69 September 09, 2016

Penis

You know damn well what it is.

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.

by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 01, 2019

penis

a weird wrinkly thing with like a split on the tippy toe of it. males usually like to play with it or put it into streatchy gross holes also known as vaginas or bootay holes.

ooooooh my penis is itchy.

by suckymytoey April 04, 2019

penis

fluid ejector

my penis ejects fluid

by b1omp May 14, 2019

Peni

Peni, twelve or more penises gathered in one place or area.

I heard Jenny had peni at her house last night.

by lynkozz March 29, 2015

Penis

Penis
It is penis
Please just ask your parents what penis is
You should all know this
#penis #ED

Penis is a penis I guess. Seriously learn what a penis is

by 🦙Cherry*cat🦙 May 25, 2019