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community oven

A woman who has had a child with two or more men.
Male 1: "Ashton is pregnant again but not by the same guy. "

Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."
by Imabanana1 April 20, 2016
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the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.
I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.
by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017
mugGet the the oven mitmug.

Ovened

You oven someone you roast them so hard the want to hide under a rock.
A guy: Omg a girl just ovened me.
by ezzeeeeezza November 9, 2016
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muffin oven

This muffin oven takes me from pastry white to golden brown.
by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013
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Oven Jackers

Is when there are so many people who would rather eat out, then eat at there house. It appears the community members have no oven at home.
Damn the Taco He'll has been so busy today. Damn can people not go home and make there own tacos? (person 2)I guess the "Oven Jackers" came through this town again.
by Ds89 December 20, 2010
mugGet the Oven Jackersmug.

microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!
A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.
mugGet the microwave oven transformermug.

Ovenate

Pizza rolls come out soggy being microwaved, you gotta ovenate them to get that crisp.
by DeMullet September 12, 2016
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