the oven mit

When you take your new-ex out for a picnic and a hate fuck and she fucks you first by giving you a handjob under the picnic table wearing an oven mitt. It leaves your penis red, raw, in need of ointment and unable to achieve your goal.

I got The Oven Mitt from ........... last night after breaking up with her so I can’t go to the bar tonight because of my sore, raw and infected penis.

by Paul Paiment October 22, 2017

Ovened

You oven someone you roast them so hard the want to hide under a rock.

A guy: Omg a girl just ovened me.

by ezzeeeeezza November 9, 2016

community oven

A woman who has had a child with two or more men.

Male 1: "Ashton is pregnant again but not by the same guy. "

Male 2: "wow, I guess she's a community oven."

by Imabanana1 April 20, 2016

Overclock the Chocolate Oven

Refers to using a heat-stimulation toy on higher than intended settings on a person's anal cavity whilst it contains some amount of chocolate.

I wanna Overclock the Chocolate Oven, and by "Overclock" I mean "Bake", by "Chocolate" I mean "in", by "Oven" I mean "Asshole", and by "the" I mean "Chocolate". If ya know what I'm sayin.

by ComanRandle March 26, 2022

Easy bake oven

The process of pouring cake batter into a vagina and baking the batter for a week. After a week of cooking the male then eats the cake out of the vagina.

I heard Joe and Sally made an easy bake oven and joe loved the cake.

by Big D lover August 27, 2014

Devil's Dutch Oven

Farting whilst in the shower with your significant other.

"Oh man, my wife is so mad at me. I gave her a devil's dutch oven in the shower last night and she threatened to divorce me."

by QwertyZeke September 17, 2021

lover duche oven

A weird kink where one of the lovers gets super turned on after getting duche oven

That's a lover duche oven

by I'm da man April 27, 2016