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Penis

Penis
It is penis
Please just ask your parents what penis is
You should all know this
#penis #ED
Penis is a penis I guess. Seriously learn what a penis is
by 🦙Cherry*cat🦙 May 25, 2019
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Penis

His penis got stuck in the urinal drain.

His penis erected when he saw Hitler's moustache.
by MyNameIsNotNecessaryForYou September 1, 2019
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Penis

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.
I have a penis.
by TheChair64 May 15, 2017
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penis

a weird wrinkly thing with like a split on the tippy toe of it. males usually like to play with it or put it into streatchy gross holes also known as vaginas or bootay holes.
by suckymytoey April 4, 2019
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Penis

What kind of moron are you, looking up penis! get out before I turn of the internet! I said OUT
My penis grows big when I see a hot girl
by Reelikeactua1ree July 23, 2019
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Penis

The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.
I let my grandmother burtholamule play and suck my 1-inch Penis.
by Blueberry chicken October 21, 2018
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Penis

A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.
Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?
by Ritardondo September 22, 2016
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