nerd virus

The second most deadly virus known. Very contagious. Transfered through air, water, food and contact. Transfer via sexual relations is unknown, due to lack of field data (please contact Nerd-Quarters Worldwide if you have such data).
Side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in IQ level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in sexual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.

Bob: "uh oh. looks like poor Billy has caught the nerd virus"
John: "Tch Tch, well looks like there is no other way. Take him out back and put him down Bob. Here use my sword."

nerd virus by John Connor 2006 February 3, 2006

nerd hag 

An alleged female on the internet who intentionally posts pictures of her scantily clad self, types sexual innuendo on message boards, and otherwise openly flaunts the fact that yes, she is a female, on the internet. All this is done to gain popularity on forums and to attract attention.

The nerd hag often uses more than her fair share of smiley faces.

Also see: Attention Whore

They are sirens of the intarwebs, tie yourself to the mast.

In the middle of a discussion:

Forumer: As I was saying, blah blah blah you've contradicted yourself

Nerd Hag: :)1 sec my bra came loose brb :) *blushes*

nerd hag by Hodie123 January 6, 2007

nerd pack

a plastic sheath for holding pens in a pocket, protecting the cloth from ink stains(This is a classic symbol of a nerd.)

Why would I need a nerd pack when I use pencils?

nerd pack by Light Joker February 23, 2005

nerd fishing 

the act of finding out who the nerd is in a group by throwing out incomplete or incorrect information in order for the nerd to ''bite' by adding more info(more than general knowledge) or correcting the original statement or phrase

me: Hey i went to the museum and saw the fat venus.

nerd: do you mean the Venus of Willendorf? when were you in Vienna? did you know that It is carved from an oolitic limestone etc, etc...

me: haha just kidding i was nerd fishing but i didn't know you were gonna jump on the boat like that

nerd fishing by nopantsboy June 12, 2009

Nerd Fail 

A nerd fail occurs when someone with exceptionally well grades (in the 95%ish area) receives anything below 85% on an assignment, quiz, test or exam.
It isn't a fail through the eyes of their peers, but to them THEY FAILED!

1: gah ...im so upset i got 83% on my science test. i failed.
2: you should be happy 83% is really good, totally not a fail.
1: 83% is a very big nerd fail to me.

Nerd Fail by Sannah Banana October 3, 2011

Nerd Rage 

Term used to describe extreme anger, offence, indignation, and other similar emotions by a nerd, geek or similar. Nerd Rage can be triggered by a number of things, most commonly through helplessness in the face of bullying, internet fights, or seeing their favorite film/show/anime/etc degraded or insulted in some way.

"So, did you see the new Transformers movie?"
"Yea. Michael Bay screwed it up so badly, it set my Nerd Rage off big-time."

Nerd Rage by Dacowie January 1, 2009

Nerd Swag 

The ability and characteristic of having confidence in the enjoyment of nerdy things, yet while omitting an almost "cool" vibe from said confidence.

Is that kid playing Pokemon that is very Nerdy of him.
Nah, he got that Nerd Swag.

Nerd Swag by Sir Nerdy Swagger October 19, 2011