Port Nazi

a network adminstrator who will not open a new port for users

The Port Nazi would not open a port to enable the user to recieve files via ICQ

by Jen Nelligan July 19, 2004

lunchline nazi

In school, the kid (or group of kids) that shove ahead in the lunch line and cut ahead of everyone. Watch what happens if you say something...

kid: hey, Amanda just cut me in the line!
Amanda: what you say, BITCH?!
kid: nothing...
me: God, don't you know not to stand up to her? she's a lunchline nazi!

by Angelacia August 3, 2007

Salt Nazi

A person exhibiting an extremely irrational hatred toward salt. Despite the fact that salt is a daily requirement of the human body, a Salt Nazi believes that salt as an unnecessary evil that should be eradicated. Whatever you do, DO NOT ask a Salt Nazi to put salt in any food he/she is preparing.
Aaron is a real Salt Nazi. He yelled at me because I asked him to put a little salt in his bland soup.

He is a real Salt Nazi. He yelled at me because I asked him to put a little salt in his bland soup.

by kops501 February 19, 2010

iphone nazi

iPhone users who think the iPhone is the only phone anyone should ever use. They defend it and harass others who are not iPhone users.

I walked in the Apple Store with my Samsung and everyone looked at me like I had 3 heads. They're all iPhone nazis.

by TellTail January 23, 2015

drunken nazi

extreme state of intoxication of people of German descent. A
overly drunk German, usually falls asleep upright and thinks that nobody is partying quite enough. A circus would be the perfect backround for the taste of excess of drunken nazi.

"My friend Bernard has become the drunken nazi again after playing drinking games for a few hours"
"Beware of my friend he's a drunken nazi"

by tyler blair November 3, 2006

gChat Nazi

Someone who constantly reminds, complains, and/or whines that your current status message does not reflect your current circumstances or has typos.

Bill is such a gChat Nazi.

by apumaster April 4, 2009

Career Nazi

A person who is so focused on money, status and career advancement that they are blind to most of what makes life enjoyable and meaningful. Things, people and experiences that do not directly further their career goals mean nothing to them. How they dress, what they drive, where they vacation, what they talk about is all focused on presenting a competent, successful image of themselves to people in a position to hire them, promote them or give them business. Everything else in life is worthless to them (until, of course, they achieve that success and realize it didn't come close to filling the hole in them they thought it would). Then they reverse tactics and become all new-agey in an attempt to reverse decades of single-minded careerism. Children of these people roll their eyes a lot and think their parents are assholes.

I just wasted two hours of my life having dinner with my client. They're such a career nazi, we had to talk business all night long. I need a drink

by kabukulator October 1, 2010