MAX jack

The act of riding on Portland's MAX lightrail without purchasing and/or validating a ticket. Honest riders often forced into MAX jacking by out-of-order ticket dispensers and/or validator machines.

The Rockwood validator was out of ink, so I had to MAX jack it all the way to Beaverton.

by Sophie Osborn April 21, 2007

Max Chod

Small asian boy who prefers the resturaunt Abby's, fast learner loves cheesy fries. spends his days here in america calling people gay and getting all the ladies.

Max Chod: thomas your looking skinny............. NOT!

T-Mayhew: I freaking hate you....

by allamericanmax November 15, 2011

Max Park

One of the greatest speedcubers of all time

Wow did you hear how max park broke the Rubik’s cube world record?!

by Lasagnaboisthelife October 15, 2022

Max Stancliffe

Boomer

Have you seen the boomer?
Who is the Boomer?
Max Stancliffe

by Maxisaboomer November 5, 2019

Max-gee

Can be used as an insult or is reworded to just max g

Look its max-gee he looks like he ate to many big macs or you love max g

by Ry but cool April 26, 2023

Max Walls

Rapes kids for a living

hi is that Max Walls
he likes raping little kids

by e9uvew9ub August 23, 2020

Max Hillman

The coolest/sexiest jew around. He is usually found playing Nintendo 64 and/or sleeping. He also has a small penis.

Dude have you heard of Max Hillman?" "You mean that sexy kid with the small penis?" "lol!!!

by WhoaThereBaby November 28, 2010