Dead men are marching again

Just being Russian during WWI and remembering that poison gas is gay

Dimitri : Blyat i trough i will be gassed by Hans yesterday

Sacha : AND THAT WHEN THE DEAD MEN ARE MARCHING AGAIN

by Goptimus_Prime October 20, 2020

Arina and Martin

The best couple in the world of all the times. They are fond of psychotherapy, self-respect and harmony. They met as independent individuals and decided to share the life path for some time sharing love and peace with each other.

Arina and Martin are awesome

by Very secret anonymous November 9, 2021

Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

A Furry with spending problems.

stop showering with your dog you Roberto Alejandro Martinez Carrillo III

by Loucus July 30, 2022

The math ain’t mathing

When something doesn’t add up. Usually used in situations where you are a little bit skeptical.

When Tasha called out today she said she was sick. So why did Jane show me her Snapchat story and she is at six flags? The math ain’t mathing

by BussyPounder69 July 30, 2023

Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini

by Agent000 July 31, 2023

adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

a guy

HELLO
My name is:
adolph blaine charles david earl frederick gerald hubert irvin john kenneth lloyd nero martin oliver paul quincy randolph sherman thomas uncas victor william xerxes zeus wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorffvoralterwissenhaft+171

by imakeweirddefinitions March 28, 2023

billy martin

is the beautiful electric guitarist for good charlotte and one of the best guitarists around too :) he has the same hairstyle as me :P

''...im young and im hopeless, im lost and i know this, im goin nowhere fast thats what they say...''

by RANCID_RAWK May 25, 2003