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Mario Karted

when you're playing Mario Kart and you're in 1st and then you get hit by a ton of red, green and blue shells, bananas, stars and bullet bills (bullet bill william) and then you go into 12th (last place). WHY CPU'S AND PLAYERS!!!!11!
GRRRRRRRR UYGBYFGSDHKGAHYGD I GOT MARIO KARTED AND |NOW I"M IN LAST FGSYDHJGSCHJXGUYAJHGCYXGHDHCSDHUSZFDEDedrftvgbhnfdeftgjhIUDFHGCHVNKSJERHFCXKVHYGBSDKUJFHVDCIXKUHkuhikfHJFIKhdjfiSKHGsir7yih
by Levcreater9909 April 13, 2023
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mario simp

chris is rly a mario simp lol
yeah i know right
by iluveatingfartz2943 March 1, 2022
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marios

marios is a really nice person that can fuck every girl in this planet.

Every time he goes outside every girl goes to him like a magnet and starts licking his dick.

He’s triaxial DICK can go at least 4 women at the same time
ex. yesterday marios was at her friend for movie&pizza, BUT at the end he end up fucking her, and her mom
by multidickman November 20, 2021
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Mario Party Friend With Benefits

A term coined by YouTuber Caddicarus to refer to the 2000 Party Game Crash Bash as opposed to calling it a Mario Party clone.
"You could call it a Mario Party clone but I'd call it a Mario Party Friend With Benefits"
by H Jenny über August 19, 2024
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mario maker 2

by dohgee July 22, 2022
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jerking off mario

To say something is ridiculously easy, mundane, boring, not worth your time.
Person A: You wanna try out Subspace Emissary?
Person B: Pffft, what? Dude, that's like jerking off Mario.
Person A: what

Person C: Jerking off Mario must be so easy, the guy is screaming and groaning all the time. Real easy to please.
Person D: Heh, try jerking off Luigi bro.
Person C: What? No. Luigi is a married man. I wouldn't ever do that. Please don't ever speak about such thing.
by plappypie November 8, 2025
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Marios

Marios is usually a blonde, sexy mothafuka, who is an athletic BEAST and women fucking love him. He'll also beat your ass if u make him mad
John: look! Its marios, dont provoke him or he will beat our ass
by xenojohn February 12, 2021
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