task manager

The superhero when a program starts to hang

Chrome: *Freezes*
Task Manager: *Shoots chrome*

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

Traffic management

Traffic management is a job suitable for anyone and everyone that is a nonce, you literally spend your days pissing every possible road user off whilst sitting in a van noshing your colleague off and sitting on cones all the way to the base!

1 “hey did you see those guys noncing each other off in the van?”

2 “yeah don’t worry they’re traffic management”

by Banchoodgang March 30, 2020

Your Manatee

The misheard version of the word humanity often heard in songs.

More money on defence fuck hospitals
Fuck human beings, fuck your manatee.
-Everybody knows shit's fucked
Stephen Paul Taylor

by Czech Matter July 26, 2020

Campaign manager

Code for pimp. Arranger of the booty. Wingman or wing-girl.

KP: Hey girl, I’m new to town and need a campaign manager, my pussy is drying up
Rabs: I can totally help you hit that - there’s a funraiser at the bar tonight

by littlebrowngirl January 14, 2021

NINJA MANAGER

Formerly known as Ninja;Utkarsh, is a terminated ESL manager. He is known for his off work in some small clan and making them bigger and then leaving it.

Ninja Manager is known for his work, not for his gameplay.

by Sam zeus January 31, 2021

Dinosaur Manager

A football manager that’s been in the game for a long time and been to multiple clubs but not able to provide results for their club and often have the tactics of a goldfish and normally take their team down to relegation.

I hope we don’t get a replacement dinosaur manager like Steve Bruce, Sam Allardyce or Neil Warnock

by I'mSoSad April 2, 2021

Operations Manager

A position where you're continuously chasing credit for your stolen efforts , stuck between a sleeping manager and a greedy stakeholder who wants the wheel to keep turning without fueling it .
A person so tired and exhausted that he turns dump and burned out by two weeks .

A worker to his supervisor : sir, we have a colleague who can't piss !!

The supervisor : call the operations manager and piss on him .. he will help !! .

by Daralam May 26, 2021