mondance

a sad slow dance done carried out on a monday half hung over after a weekend of booze when you realise there is lots to be done at work.

Oh shit I have lots to do and its monday, perhaps a quick mondance will take my mind off things

by JGreen January 27, 2006

mondoxt

any fucked up situation is mondoxt!
the hair of the dog that bit you!
a much simpler way of saying "my head is splitting in two, so dont shout so much, and keep the curtains drawn"

my cousin drank 32 double vodka n red bull, and now she's feeling mondoxt!
am in the middle of nowhere an my car breaks down! how mondoxt is that!?
i was about to get my stroll on an the rubber just broke! mondoxt!!!

by kaizerszoza February 23, 2006

mondishabin

Usually has no particular meaning and is yelled by a man between the ages of 30-80 at various sporting events during a brief space of crowd silence in order expose one's frustration and sporting point-of-views.,for further meaning ask former socceroos dropkick, rednob, robbie slater for the full meaning of mondishabin

Aidan screamed "mondishabin" (MON-DIE-SHAR-BIN) at scott mclaren because he is a fuckwit

by ruddagar jones September 3, 2008

mondropping

When someone, such as your parents or friends, are looking at your monitor while you're doing something secretive (eg. talking to a boy/girl you like, watching porn, etc.)

(Patrick is currently chatting to a girl he likes while his Dad is looking at his computer screen to see what they're saying)

Patrick: Dad what are you doing?
Dad: Sorry son, I was just mondropping to see what you were doing.

by irkcirtap March 11, 2009

Monding

Males bonding

Fred and I are just chilling tonight and monding over a game of beer pong

by Jazzy S October 1, 2010

Monday fires

the small, bothersome problems that occur in the workplace on a Monday morning (usually between 8 a.m. and 10 a.m.), primarily because things weren't accomplished on the previous Friday

The fax machine failed over the weekend and no one ran the weekly report on Friday, so Sally spent all morning putting out little Monday fires.

by Sexy Simian December 1, 2010

mondazed

That feeling when your brain is still unaware of your surroundings after a weekend.

Guy: How's it going?
Girl: What?
Guy: I just said "How's it going?"...
Girl: Sorry, I'm still a little mondazed.

by morninggsi June 21, 2011