MLS

Mad Lesbian Syndrome: An identified medical condition in which signs of crankiness, up-tight attitude and utter prude-like bitchiness are commonly displayed on a regular basis around pretty much everyone

Laura: “Dude, Becca straight up denied my back-yard bbq invite for Dan’s birthday and sent me a message later that said she had more important things to do. What the hell, man?”
Dave: “Sounds like a bad case of MLS. Whatever. Her loss!”

by msbuttersworth August 14, 2011

MLO

My Life Owns
The opposite to FML

Person 1:No way, I just threw a cadbury creme egg across the room, bouncing it off the seat of a chair so that it landed on the arm.

Person 2:No way? Seriously?
Person 1: Yeh! MLO.

by I'msocoollike March 7, 2010

MLD

Major League Doorkickers. Jargon in military and para-military circles for the grunts doing room-to-room clearing.

Seems like only the fobbit wannabes wear the MLD patches these days.

by lgr February 1, 2008

mli

A large romanian teddybear, filled with crack to mislead ones parents.

Me and my friends cut mli open and had a good time.

by ShinDeluxe April 30, 2005

mlane

A resident of Haggard Square that thinks he is so l33t. Also a fan of computers, Crown Victorias and guns.

See also leet, l33t

Wow, mlane is so leet.

by pinski April 7, 2004

mlaa

1) bluntly whateva
2) that looks so boring

theres a cabbage in that tree.... mlaa

mmmm the paint sparkles when it dries.... mlaa

by lexious January 27, 2005

Mlum

An expression created by some friends on a trip to Spain when they had far too time on their hands. It is used in quick succession to annoy anyone attempting to hold a conversation with you. When brought back to England it quickly grew in popularity, at one point even warranting a wikipedia article. This was then taken down for being random and irrelevant.
We hate wikipedia.

Normal Person- "Hey man, how are you?'
Mlum User- "Mlum"
Normal Person-"WTF? Mlum?"
Mlum User- "Mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum mlum"

by Mlum User January 11, 2008