May 1

The day a true badass redneck was born

He was born on may 1st

by Redneckerthanyou17 April 12, 2019

May 22

Prank day

Oh it’s May 22 let’s prank someone

by Freddy3947 May 23, 2019

May 28

My birthday :D yay!! ༼ つ ◕◡◕ ༽つ / May 28th is my birthday when I turn 10 years old and my big day!

Hey look it’s May 28th Georgies Birthday!

by georgiethemiserableperson May 12, 2021

May 9th

This is the most lit kid you gonna meet, he is a little slow but will always have your side. He’s a big fighter on what he believes and can fight physically to. This is a guy you should claim if you can.

Friend: this guy said he’s gonna beat me up after school.
Boy born on May 9th: well let’s go kick his ass together!

by ThatOneGoat November 06, 2019

Mai-san

She is above and beyond any waifu to ever exist. I dream about her stepping on me everyday.

WOW, Zero Two is the best waifu. Bitch, have you seen Mai-san?

by Mai-san supremacy December 20, 2020

May 5th

National ask your crush for his/her hoodie day... they must give it to you❤️

Girl: can I have your hoodie it’s may 5th
Boy: what’s may 5th?
Girl: national ask your crush for there hoodie day

by May 05, 2021

May 6

kiss your Gf day

Bf/Gf: Hey today is May 6th.
Bf: *kisses Gf*

by kakay98365 December 07, 2019