megaphone life

A term to describe the compulsive behavior of putting everything you do “on blast” such as on FB, Instagram, tweeting, blogging and the like.
It eventually became clear to all of her friends and followers that she was living the megaphone life to obscure the fact that her life was in truth, completely empty.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Ass-life

The time it takes a fart or shart to be reduced to half its initial potency, typically measured in seconds.
Upon eating Thai food, Dr. Long Fat Wang discovered that the Ass-life of his farts increased by a solid 15 seconds.
by believeitsbutter January 14, 2013
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life

what has no other meaning then getting drunk, stoned, or laid.
life is hard! But sex, drugs, and beer make it alot easier...
Charles: dude my life suxs so bad!
bob: then go grab a beer and watch the game...

Cindy: OMG i got to study for so many test tommorow, i'm overwhelmed with school work!
John: Come to my place and lets get stoned, and then have sex, and forget everything that happened.
Cindy: wow thats alot easier!
by Roberto Presley December 06, 2007
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Life

by Lliiffee December 18, 2019
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Life of Boris

The most slav youtuber in history. He will induce you with his slavness and make you forever gopnik.
Guy 1: You ever heard of this guy named Boris?
Guy 2: No...
Guy 1: GO WATCH LIFE OF BORIS NOW CYKA BLYAT
by PseudonymThatIsNotUsedBySomeon November 02, 2018
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life alert

robbery sounds life alert guy: you have been detected LEAVE NOW!
by osnap kevin January 30, 2009
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life's not fair

Biggest fuckin' cop-out.
Used when someone, usually a douchebag, doesn't want to be accountable for his actions.
Kid 1: *Punches Kid 2*
Kid 2: What the FUCK was that for?
Kid 1: Life's not fair.
by XeL March 10, 2007
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