Kristin

The best teacher in the world, the love of my life, and most importantly: NOT a failure

I bought 5 rainbow calendars for Kristin but she only need 1 smh

by mrlarson July 19, 2021

Kristyna

Kristyna is the most amazing girl you can ever meet. She can be a little shy at first but she is WILD when you get to know her. She is a rebel but she has good marks and she is inteligent. She gives the best advices and you can always talk to her. She is also very pretty and attractive. She has great makeup skills but she is hot even without makeup. She has eyes that you easily get lost in.

But like every human being she needs help too. She gives lots of advices and helps a lot of people, but she also needs someone to ask her if she is okay. She needs a hug. Go and hug your Kristyna tight because you will never meet someone like her and you know it. Btw Kristyna gives great hugs if you are her friend, she loves hugs and physical touch. It is her love language. Also you can try to play some video games with her if you want to be better friends with her.

If she has done something bad to you, she has been probably thinking about it for the past ten months. She is a huge overthinker, if you find her spacing out she’s daydreaming about love and her crush or thinking about wrong things she has done.

She is a great person with a sweer heart go and be friends with her, you won’t regret.

Omg Kristyna is so funny haha her humor is so good.

I think that Kristyna has depression, let’s help her.

by IKTYLMKMWYEC November 22, 2021

Krists Tivums

"Yo Mama" joke, dolbojob and furry fueled lil dwarf that get's pissed when something's not going his way. Loves fortnite and imaginary girlfriends.

Did you hear that Krists Tivums broke his desk and flipped it over when the teacher asked him about his handwriting?
Damn, yeah i did, he's crazy!

by 2Prufesinol January 22, 2022

Keister Punch

v.
This is a type of punch that is defined by where the punch lands. In this case, the punch will most closely resemble an upper-cut punch, but instead of the lower jaw, this one will land directly on the sphincter of the colon. The hope with this punch is that the recipient's sphincter will go numb and lax, causing the victim to shit his or her self.

I waited until she turned her back and then I keister punched her so hard she shit herself. That'll teach her to say "hi" to me!

by Mr.Touchdown August 12, 2009

kirsty mackenzie

kirsty is a head strong brilliant person, she will always get what she wants aslong as she puts her mind to it... she has the looks and the body of a super model and is perfect in every way... she likes to think shes stong and independant but i can tell she wants someone there to be able to open up to and share life with. shes gorgeous funny inteligent, weith smoking hot looks and a good sence of humour

kirsty mackenzie..... what a woman

by stubear December 7, 2011

Kirsten

Hot, Loves spending time with friends, Smart, Emotional, Usually the victim, Funny, Great curves, tall.

Dude : Yo check out Kirsten, she's perfect!

by KattBugg August 5, 2017

Kirsten

She’s a funny, kind and sweet girl. She usually is the one braking up fights. Kirsten is a beautiful girl but she’s can’t see past her imperfections. She’s always willing to put others happiness and safety before her own. But Kirsten will not stand for bullshit, if your trying to fucker her over she will call you out, she likes to gossip a bit but hates when it’s about her. She’s shy when you first meet her but once she opens up she’s load and full of energy.

Gosh Kirsten is a grade friend

I know she willing to do anything for friends.

by RirstenKovers February 18, 2019