The kitten fic

a disgusting fic written about the pairing Dan Howell and Phil Lester.
It involves:
-bathing in excrements
-getting turned on by a kitten
-using kitten excrements for sexual pleasure

-using excrements for sexual pleasure

It sadly does not include something that makes you forget it instantly.

phan 1: what's The Kitten Fic?
phan 2: *gags*

by DistractedBandPhan August 17, 2019

Kitten Whiskers

When two bottoms rub their pubes together.

Me and Johnson are gonna go do Kitten Whiskers.

by AssLicker49 February 27, 2025

Primrose Kitten

Imagine a double hooked crow-bar being dug around within your internal organs catalyzing an elimination reaction within your abdomen, the embodiment of 'look like the innocent flower, but be the serpent under it'. Filling your mind with false hope and absolutely no hope at all. Predicted papers either help or makes you become Lady Macbeth and mentally destabilizes you to the point where you begin to forget and double think even the most simplest of matters. Questions materialize onto the wrong papers in spots making you want to scream 'OUT DAMN SPOT'. Might be of slight help at times or the absolute polar opposite.

IT EITHER IS HELPFUL OR ABSOLUTELY THROWS YOU OFF TRACK.

"oh it's a primrose kitten paper... *SLAMS HEAD ON DESK*"

by H@nnah November 17, 2024

Kitten infection

An infection given to you by a dog licking you corrosively. It may cause you to get sick or just the ick. Be caution and get a cat

Oh shit yo dog gave me the damn kitten infection

by Sorryimstillhere November 22, 2022

kittenize

to make someone your “little kitten”. otherwise known as nick tina and aiden frydman.

“aidan is so kittenized bro”

by aphoticasf November 12, 2023

Kitten

A young trans boy or girl. The first 2-4 years of their transition is the “Kitten” stage. Kittens are young, good looking and full of life.

“I haven’t been transitioning that long, I’m a kitten!”

by Jennifer Bexley October 11, 2022

Shitin Kittens

Acting overly excited and all worked up over something trivial.

Bob is shitin kittens waiting for the UPS truck to get here.

by j3ffr3y69 October 14, 2009