Jenny Jones

A show that offered an unusuakky good source of masturbation material.

Tweenies? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Me likey antidisplentrau ism ja?

by Jacob\'s Bladduh April 26, 2005

andruw jones

like the worst player to ever be considered in an mvp race ever. career batting average is like .270, strikes out 90 percent of the time, hits .100 something with runners in scoring position, needs to find another hobby besides throwing his back out swinging a piece of wood.

wow that andruw jones guy just hit the ball a mile, i wonder if him going from hitting 30homeruns to hitting 51 homeruns has anything to do with steiroids. . . .

by johnnie o'toole December 28, 2005

Jim Jones

A rapper who was originally famous for We Fly High. He is now famous because of Pop Champagne. Jim Jones is amazing.

Dayumm..
That Jim Jones is hott.

by Kindahl February 11, 2009

Heather Jones

A bitch who doesn't care about anyone else besides herself.

That girl is a bitch.

Oh that's Heather Jones.

by life.sucks. July 11, 2011

mike jones

Coolest kid in the world, by far!

Mike jones is the shit!

by who? March 19, 2005

Osian Jones

A term used to describe a person under the thumb from a parent.

Can also be used as a term to describe a person who thinks that they are of Welsh descent, when in actuality are not.

He has to live at home next year? He's a right Osian Jones!

by smits017 February 10, 2010

mofo jones

the mofo-ist, jones-ist, mofo in town. mofo Jones is what you can call a mate if they have been a bit crap to you. its a form of friendly insult, the kind of insult that won't upset the other person, but will make them aware of their stupid actions.

so if someone forgot to do something important, you could say "oh no, mofo jones" but only if its a friend, if its someone generally crap then please feel free to use real nasty insults.

by the voice of wisdom January 19, 2008