john henrying

The act of begging for money on the internet while simultaneously making as many excuses as possible explaining why you cannot get a job. This act is usually carried out by a 40 year old man with long, gray, wizard-like hair, living in a college dorm, and showing a peculiar infatuation with Fleshlights. An insatiable appetite for Beefaroni and gyros is implied.

I'm so sick of doing scutwork. I should just log on to Facebook and do some john henrying instead.

by Beefaroni Teates May 4, 2014

John Edwards

When someone who you thought was great extremely lets you down.

"I thought my date with Kevin was really great, but he John Edwards me!"

"That movie was supposed to be awesome, but it totally turned out to be a John Edwards."

"I sure hope the future president doesn't John Edwards us."

by Bsizzla October 7, 2008

John Bonham

1. n. Perhaps the greatest rock-and-roll drummer who ever lived.

2. v. To get intoxicated to the point where one vomits in one's sleep.

1. John Bonham was better on drums than Jimi Hendrix was on guitar.

2. Dude, Barron got so hammered last night he pulled a John Bonham after he passed out. I had to turn his head to the side so he wouldn't suffocate.

by sean82fta August 24, 2005

John Stewart

1) The african-american green lantern.
2) An annoying misspelling of Jon Stewart, host of the daily show.

John Stewart's portrayal in the Justice League cartoon was probably the best of any green lantern. DC characters can be deep, sometimes.

by birdboy2000 July 4, 2005

John Myung

John Myung is the bassist for a band called Dream Theater who started in 1985 in New York. He is the world's best bass player.

Shit man, imagine having John Myung in your ears.

by James Adam January 24, 2006

John Darksoul

Famous protagonist of bestseller game franchise "Dark Souls". Known from his famous quotes, such as "It is always the darkest before the soul".

Person 1: Hey, is that John Darksoul?

Person 2: The famous protagonist of bestseller game franchise "Dark Souls"?!

Person 1: He is know from his famous quotes!

John Darksoul: It is always darkest before the soul!

by John Darksoul December 17, 2021

Papa John

As in, "to pull a Papa John." When a non-black person quotes someone else saying the n-word, in order to try to use the word himself without getting in trouble. A reference to the founder of Papa John's pizza, John Schnatter, who said on a July 2018 conference call with a marketing agency that "Colonel Sanders called blacks niggers and Sanders never faced public outcry."

My history teacher pulled a Papa John during our Civil War lesson.

by pizzasteve61 August 1, 2018