Fuck Juan

Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins

Example: Fuck Juan hes always gooning in class, one time he nutted on me

by JewishNeighbor November 13, 2025

I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

someone strong that makes a definition about Juan.

not gonna lie, I have the power to make this a word, hmm what should it be? what about... Juan the horse!

by cnuajikiuik,i8 December 14, 2025

Kensington Juan

A person who masterbate to feet pics from Anthony Bourdain, or plays last of us while drinking horse semen from a whiskey glass in his tavern with jumper cables on his nipples.

I picked up that Kensington juan from that Amish place and gave him a pink sock

by Juans daddy December 18, 2025

juan

itzjuan really slays as a twelvehead 🎀

“so like who’s this baldie here?” juan duh

baldahh person

by twerk queen fr January 19, 2025

Juanning

to lie about anything; compulsive lying.

Alfonso: Oh my god bro, that foo Juan keeps Juanning about his job and carbon fiber hood. He doesn’t even have a job or a car he’s just flexing his brother’s stuff.

Marc: Yeah bro he’s always Juanning.

by gutzrud29 January 31, 2025

Ploppy Juan

A sloppy joe using chorizo instead of ground beef.

I'm running late at work, let's just make some ploppy juans

by SuomiMike32 February 3, 2025

Xavier School San Juan

It’s a terrible school that’s next to another school with female retards. They made us use mdm bro…

I hate Xavier School San Juan

by Walahi June 18, 2024