jizz monkey 

Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,

2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey

3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.

4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.

“Karen was being a total jizz monkey last night, after not getting what she wanted from me.

jizz monkey by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021

jizz goblin 

Having a wet dream. Refers to the gains goblin - the goblin is stealing your hard-earned semen retention gains.

Happens often during NoFap reboots.

"Did you fuckin coom at porn again?" asked the Indian.
"No mang, I got jizz goblined" replied the Serb.

jizz goblin by kshantik January 17, 2022

Jizz wap 

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

Jizz wap by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

Jizz Monkey 

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

Jizz Monkey by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

jizz toot 

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts thus making a jizz toot.

Bro you wont believe it, she jizz tooted last night.

jizz toot by anonymous February 10, 2023

jizz trumpet 

when you cum in a girls ass while doing anal and as you pull out she farts so loud and such a high pitch that it sounds like a trumpet and launching the jizz forward, thus making it a jizz trumpet

Bro you wont believe it, she totally played the jizz trumpet last night.

jizz trumpet by the red horny devil February 10, 2023

jizz like a racehorse 

to cum a huge load of semen.

I jizz like a racehorse!

jizz like a racehorse by kam75xx July 11, 2023