Jabacontooberfariuspionestegn III

The hottest person you will ever meet. Conforms it’s gender to your preferences in order to better it’s relationship with you. Enjoys long walks on the beach and rough sex. Will dominate you to a loss of consciousness with relative ease but prefers to hear the sounds of your suffering. Very good at cranking 90s. Loves dogs. They taste good

Hey Jabacontooberfariuspionestegn III what are you doing with my mom?

by that dued May 18, 2022

Jaboobs

When a person named Jacob has big boots

Jacob is starting to grow jaboobs

by Jaboobs May 23, 2022

Jabronecois

A French-Canadian Jabroni. A mixture of "Jabroni," a term which finds its origins in Pro Wrestling describing a loser, no good son of a bitch . And "Quebecois," which describes a person of the French-Canadian persuasion.

Mitch: Did you hear the Prime Minister of Canada confiscated peaceful protestors' bitcoin and put a lot of them in jail? What a total loser.
Randall: Yea, he's a real Jabronecois.

by AndrewDClay November 17, 2022

Jablasted

Inebriated beyond comprehension, presumably under the influence of alcohol, majriana, and "that sweet tea" and heroin. People afflicted have no hope of renturning to this physical plane.

A quote from someone who is "Jablasted" -"The rapture is coming, December 14th 2022 at 8:14 AM, wake up early, be outside or God cannot take you to heaven."

by CytheCy December 12, 2022

Jablonec

A very cold and hilly city that is quite close to Liberec. In the language natives use, it is known as "Jebákov" because of folklore reasons. When visiting bring a lot of clothes as even in the summer you still need a lot of clothes since you can usually build igloos in july. There is a lot of glass factories, glass is a thing that makes Jablonec the most money.

I went to Jablonec and they stole my lungs, it was quite unpleasant.

by Darekyl February 2, 2023

jabroni quotient

The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.

Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.

by skiptracingclub September 28, 2023

Jaboo

Jaboo is the sexiest nigga to exist, The most majestic nigga to Walk this earth. The man that makes straight niggas Gay, Just the eye contact alone can get any woman wet and any nigga Hard.

Look at Jaboo sexy ass😫😍

by Stealth Zero October 2, 2023