French Horn Player

A type of person who is really fucking annoying, and, should they be found trapped in a hole, they should be left there.

"Boy, that jackass is a real French horn player."

by Psyduckery May 26, 2023

Horn-laying

The act of lying in bed to indulge in sexual fantasies without actually masturbating

Bro, he wasn't even masturbating. He was horn-laying.

by Eushshtb July 5, 2025

grab life by the horns

(motto of the Ford F-150 commercial): one of the possible English transliterations of the Latin phrase carpe diem

If you take the phrase 'grab life by the horns' out it's commercial context , it becomes one of the possible English translations of the Latin phrase carpe diem.

by Sexydimma October 2, 2013

Horn

To cheat on one's significant other

Johnny horning you girl

by Jumpy Jacky August 21, 2017

rosie horn

An utter bitch that will turn people on you by talking shit and twisting the truth. Also a bridgwater sket.

Hey bro have u heard of anyone called rosie horn.

Yeah shes a sket stay away bro trust me

by Usastudent July 24, 2017

horn dog

A guy who follows his dick rather than his heart.

He only talks to her because she's thick. What a horn dog.

by Feminazi101 June 6, 2017

Downy red horn jr the 3rd

when you get your girl pregnant and put the retarded baby up for adoption and native Americans adopt it and name it Downy red horn jr the 3rd and he gets revenge on you for abandoning him

uh oh my kid Downy red horn jr the 3rd is hunting me down

by i only date asian girls November 7, 2021