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hobo cereal

A method of eating cereal without using a spoon or bowl.

To eat hobo cereal, one first puts the dry cereal from either the box or a baggie directly into their mouth without chewing it, then takes a drink of milk from a carton or coffee cup and eats it like they would normal cereal.
When I'm late for work in the morning and don't have time to make myself breakfast, I pack some hobo cereal and eat it on the way.
by The Fifth Floor August 10, 2010
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Hobo Jungle

A very hairy pubic/ass region on a male or female. Usually rife with sweat and ensuing smells.
That broad was hot but she had a serious Hobo Jungle going on. Or , "I need a shower. My Hobo Jungle is reaching Rainforest proportions"
by lamachine June 30, 2011
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Hobo

by Anonymous August 9, 2003
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hobosexual

Pronunciation: \ˈhō-(ˌ)bō-ˈsek-sh(ə-)wəl, -ˈsek-shəl\

Function: adjective

1 : of, relating to, or characterized by a tendency to direct sexual desire toward those who have no home or permanent place of residence

2 : of, relating to, or involving sexual intercourse with those who have no home or permanent place of residence
Did you hear the news about Britney Spears? She's given up on successful men and is now a hobosexual.
by Scottsdale81 January 20, 2009
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Hobosexual

When one is sexually attracted to homeless men and/or women. A word made up entirely by a sixteen year old girl named Molly, who is, herself, a hobosexual.
You: Heeeey, man, I seen a hobo lyin' on the streets yesterday, gettin' banged by some nasty lookin' chick.
Me: Yeah, that was me.
You: Ew, why'd you fuck a hobo?
Me: Duh, I'm hobosexual.
by Maiqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 25, 2008
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hobo

smelly people who spent all their money on boos and if you give them your hard earned money they will buy some vodka so give it to them.
yet occasionally they get like some crack and sniff it hardcore till there flat on their back.
KID: mommy what is a hobo
MOMMY: your daddy honey
by scott reiter April 21, 2004
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Hobo, meaning homeward bound, first was used for soldiers coming back from the american civil war. But now we just use it to describe homeless people otherwise knowen as bums tramps or sometimes just errrrr look at him.
by Olllllie October 20, 2007
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