hinker schmitzel

the act or process of messing up

i screamed hinker schmitzel to mess hunter up

by michael flywell April 6, 2009

Hickory Valley

A small town about 15 minutes from Bolivar, TN. There is a cotton gin, two little stores (you can get gas at one!), a post office, and a home improvement store, where you can buy nails that you weigh nd put into a paper bag. There is also a "bar" that allows you to drive up, honk your horn, and buy Budweiser in bottles.

A fab place to do anything in the world and never get caught, because NOBODY is ever there!

Dude, we need to find a Hickory Valley so we can see Mary Jane.

by glumchum1 August 26, 2009

Hinkering

(n.) A debilitating sickness which can present a wide range if symptoms which include: Unsightly buboes, bloating, flatulence resulting from impaired operation of the gastro-intestinal tract, meningial swellings resulting in reduced cognitive performance and which may lead to mental retardation in later stages of the disease, discoloration of epithelial tissue, especially at the extremities.

It looks to me like she has a Hinkering, stay back!

by Dddt June 1, 2010

Hacker

A person skilled with the use of computers that uses his talents to gain knowledge. There are three classifications of hackers:

White-hat (Hacking to find weaknesses in s7stems so that they can be fixed quickly)

Black-hat (hacking for the enjoyment of exploration, and usually the people who make viruses and destroy people for no good reason see Anonymous)

and Grey-hat (someone who hacks so that they can blackmail others into paying money to get there stuff back)

Hey, i am a black hat hacker derp....

Go to hell B!tch

by Electron! October 30, 2012

Michael Hickenbottom

An editor of UrbanDictonary.com who has no brain in his stupid head.

Michael Hickenbottom is a cunt.

by MichaelHickenbottomIsQueer February 6, 2013

Latina Hickey

It where a Spanish female runs up to you and punches you in the neck.

Guy: dude tf is on your neck?
Jose: fucking Selena gave me a latina hickey last night.
Guy: why are they so angry man?

Jose: I don't know bro, no one does <\3

by TrillOgMelo June 25, 2016

elite hacker

Dude who can pour out code and solve puzzles an order of magnitude faster than their mortal peers.

Neos it's such an elite hacker

by mercxry June 4, 2019