heterodactyl

someone who is so straight, they come of as homosexual.

P1: "He's on his 4th girlfriend? Is he hiding something.."

P2: "no, he's just a heterodactyl."

by caaaaaacazzzz March 15, 2022

Heterosiss

A male who enjoys anal stimulation while in bed. Commonly misinterpreted as "Gay", anal stimulation is a real form of sensual enjoyment, and can provide mass amounts of pleasure, seeing as the male "G-Spot" is found about 4 or so inches inside the rectal cavity. However, the words prefixes, Hetero, meaning “the other (of two)," according to WebMD, and siss, meaning "A pejorative term for a boy or man who is not traditionally masculine, and shows possible signs of fragility and submissiveness." according to Wikipedia. When combining these terms, we get, in short, a submissive man who is unmasculine in nature. A term which has been coined from such stimulation is "Pegging". If the male in question on the other hand wishes for a woman to have a naturally grown penis and give them anal stimulation, this would in fact be, gay, because the fact that the hormones in the woman have mutated into that of which is similar to the male hormones, as well as production of sperm being accounted for,(which is specifically produced by men) would mean in nature, they are of more resemblance to male then female.

Man: "Dude, is it gay for me to want to be pegged, or..."
Friend: "Well, that makes you a heterosiss...That is unless your talking about a futa, 'cause that's gay af!"

*Man Sweats profusely*

by FirestoneRoss21 April 27, 2022

heteromorphosis

The process of a heterosexual person questioning their sexuality.

I'm experiencing a period of heteromorphosis right now.

by hhehehehhhehehhehehehheheheheh May 2, 2022

Heteroric

the art of effective or persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques by homophobic heterosexuals.

"The Christian right used heteroric to spew homophobia"

by BLKTRNSLIVESMTTR May 17, 2022

heterosexual

a mental illness causing people to hold their peena on tiktok and talk in an unironic southern accent

heterosexual means straight
brianna: "guys, i just got diagnosed for heteroitis.."
her friends: "omg hope u get better bestie! quarantine..stay homo✊"

by bribri June 1, 2022

Heteropiphany

The realisation that all of issues that lgbtqia+ people experience do not apply to straight people.

Straight person: Omg I just realised I can walk around holding hands with my partner without any issues.
Gay person: I know... Did you have another heteropiphany?

by Lddl88 June 1, 2022

Heteroflexible Pride Day

September 3rd.

Heteroflexible Pride Day + Def
September 3rd
: Individual who is mostly straight, but rarely sexually attracted to the same sex

Identify as Female? - I'm only gay for her, so I'm heteroflexible.

Or for those who identify as male:

- I'm straight, but leave me In the room with Ryan Reynolds and we're smashing.

by Silverbums🤍 June 6, 2022