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Sweet and caring guy who is too honest for his own good. Nice guy. Conservative but can also be liberal at the same time. Respects parents. Love of family and friends. Generous person to those who suffer. Religious. Gary is very smart. Outgoing. Very brave. Gary's come from good families and usually have proper up-bringing. Gary's always have money. Hard workers, wealthy. Gary's fight with pride and will pull down any obstacle or enemy. Don't make Gary mad, stay on his good side. Acts stupid on purpose so others think they have the upper hand but at last minute Gary flips the card table when you turn around and all the cards are on his side. Don't play cards with Gary. lucky in every way. Strong body by nature. Others jealous if they knew how great he really has it. Gary is the black horse at the races that you weren't paying attention to but ultimately wins. Gary's are hung like horses also. Big brave balls. Control freak sometimes. Bossy. Spicy sex life. knows how to please. Women love Gary and see only his good personality traits. Men like Gary because he helps them get laid and covers for his buddies. In an emergency, Gary is the hero of the day. Will never give up on the person he truly loves. Gary truly means it when he says that he loves you. Tends to be a very Kinky person. Loves you for you. Will go to great extents to make sure everything is ok in your life. Will put all his problems aside to make sure all yours go away.
I wish I never gave up my chances with Gary.
Gary by Garson082 November 19, 2018
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gary oakley

Noun- the original chav, from latin Oakleytum Chavitus
"That burbery hat makes you look like GAry Oakley"
gary oakley by Oxford Uni December 19, 2004

Gary Johnson 

A sexual position for two male partners, a variant of scissoring. In this position the partners scissor while facing in almost opposite directions, allowing each partner to penetrate the others anus simultaneously. This position can be very intense and satisfying. It can also be very tiring. Great care must be taken to protect each partners ballsack and avoid them being crushed during thrusts. Generally the free hand not used to support you weight should be used to keep your ballsack to one side away from the crush zone.
Oh my God, Jake fucking crushed my balls last night. We were Gary Johnsoning really hard and it was great, but then he twisted his hips and smashed right into the jewels. I nearly passed out. I couldn't even enjoy a blowjob after that. I had to smoke a ton of reefer just to calm down. Now I have blue balls and bruised balls. I mean seriously, this is the last time I put up with this. Jake's got one more chance and then I'm going to break up with him and find a man that actually knows how to fuck.
Gary Johnson by ProlapsedDickhole November 25, 2016
Gamers Always Running Around Yelling Spoilers
Oh no, the GARYS are at it again.
GARYS by PS3_MyNameIsJon June 6, 2009

metal gear solid 4 

I was wrong it's coming out in late 2007, not 2006. Anyway, Snake is now an incredibly old man due to his cells. For every second that passes, he ages a minute. Not to mention the fact that he has an illness that causes him to inject hmself with syringes every once in a while. Metal Gears have mass produced and are raising hell all over the world. returning characters are Vamp, Meryl, Otacon, Snake, Raiden, Naomi Hunter, Big Boss (his corpse maybe?) and either Olga's kid or Raiden and rose's kid. it's not confirmed which child it is. coming out for PS3.
it is officially called Metal Gear Solid 4: guns of the patriots. The theme is:"no where to hide"
There is a shitload of RUMORS, NEITHER OF THEM CONFIRMED that Raiden might kill Snake. Hideo Kojima said Snake won't die in this game, but you know Hideo...
metal gear solid 4 by Adrian April 9, 2006
Cheat. Do not make bets with this man as you will lose, not because you actually lost but he will change the rules at the last moment and cheat his way to victory.
Gary: "I'll bet you a drink that 9 wins in deal or no deal"
Yas: "Yeah ok'

Deal or no deal: 6 wins!!!!!

Gary: "Yes 6! I said 6!!!! You owe me a drink!"
Gary by Yasmin Truth Teller January 5, 2012

Gary x23x 

A clone from Vault 108 who has moved onto playing GTA IV The Ballad of Gay Tony. Usually seen with another clone, Gary x54x. From experience, I have noticed they do not kill you if you do not kill them.
Gary x23x is attacking me because I shot him first!
Gary x23x by Moria Brown April 22, 2010