Gary

The action of giving peelings of your foreskin to another. Kind of like peeling a banana

“Yo Evan, can I get a Gary real quick?”
“Sure man! *rips off foreskin*

by Bebik March 21, 2024

Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025

Gary

A smart, funny, and all around great man who is a fierce friend! Gary works hard for his family and will everything necessary to make them happy. Gary is easy to talk to and a good listener. Garys love sandwiches with pickles. He's just a great guy!

Everyone needs a Gary in their life.

by movtin78 February 3, 2023

Gary

Gary is a clay model who comes from Garyland. There also exists a Mrs Gary, Baby Gary and Dog Gary.

Gary

by abucket June 21, 2019

Gary

a guy who wears those big round glasses, a bow tie, and suspenders. he has seen Star Trek at least 24 times. His real name is like Gariel or something. he looks a lot like Flanders.

Ugh, what the hell Gary!

by man slender March 6, 2021

Gary Jones

Multiple use name for a male human who seems nice and normal, but is actually strange, has several identities and whos origin is unknowably deep and complex.

The Police officer said, "Gary Jones ovah here killed three people in his basement, neighbours said he seemed like just a normal Milkmun!"

by Emperor Kallgor Skullthrone July 2, 2020

Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...

Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?

by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021