Someone who never has money or is always looking for others to provide for them. They are usually very sneaky and very skilled at lying and can bullshit an excuse like nobody's business.
"Hey, you guys think i could borrow a couple bucks for food? i promise i'll get u next time" "Ryan are u serious i spotted you last time, why dont u stop being such a grounge!"
by Saul Michaud July 25, 2008
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The Harris-Millis cafeteria at the University of Vermont.
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by Anonymous September 23, 2003
Get the grundel mug.A Grunder Trifecta is the ultimate achievement of having the perfect combination of three bodily fluids stains in one's underwear a.k.a. Grunders at the same time. To achieve Grunder Trifecta status, one must have signficiant fecal, urine and semen stains in the underwear at any one given time (if male). If female, fecal, urine and vaginal discharge stains at any one given time.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
The Grunder Trifecta stains can be created all at the same time which requires some significant skill with timing, sexual activity and dietary strategy. Most Grunder Trifectas are created over the course of several days or even weeks allowing the stains to form naturally over time which enhances their appearance and sometimes the quantity and thickness of the stains.
The Grunder Trifecta is often done as a precursor to creating a Grunder Quadfecta which adds a fourth element of smell to the underwear. The Grunder Quadfecta creates a strong allure when adding stench and aroma to the stains of a Grunder Trifecta.
While in the locker room after football practice, Roger noticed that Frank had been wearing the same Grunders for the past week. When confronted about the situation by Roger, Frank advised that he was just a shart stain away from having a perfect Grunder Trifecta and advised Roger that he was planning to go for the Grunder Quadfecta and anticipated after his date with Sonja the Village Bicycle, he expected that the aroma would permeate the locker room and all the team would embelish him with praise over his accomplishment.
by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014
Get the Grunder Trifecta mug.1. To be so pissed off and stressed about something as to force a strain or tear of the grundle.
2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.
2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.
1. When I found a wad of sticky singles in my girlfriend's panties it left me severely dis-grundled.
2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.
2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.
by PeterGammonsLuvChild June 16, 2005
Get the Dis-Grundeled mug.Alyshia was so drunk she got dizzy when she laid down so Bobby had her stand up so he could give her a grundle stiltskin she would never forget.
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