graverape

Grave rape is slightly similar to grave robbing but you're robbing their dignity

Originating in 1999 where at a mere 6 years old, Nicholas Bartholemeu Vella dug up the 98 year old corpse of the miscarried fetus of Megan McDermott in Boston. Vella penetrated both the vaginal and anal canals of the body, releasing the near century-long rectal and ovarian ejaculate. He kept the stank on his dick for 6 months following, having an extended period of frequent masturbation.

Did you hear Nick Vella grave raped that little kid?

I love discourse on graverape

by JimmiBottomtooth August 14, 2015

grave party

Dead old and settled drama or mistakes from the past that causes drama in the present.

Girl #1: hey did you see what bethany posted on her myspace wall a couple years ago?
Girl #2: It's 2017, why are you on myspace? But anyways WHAT DID SHE SAY?
Girl #1: *blah blah blah blah*
Girl #2: That.. bitch! WE HAVE TO TELL TIFFANY NOW
Girl #3: oh come on! You're just gonna start a grave party

by demasiadoswag September 13, 2017

Gravedigger

A widowed gold digger who digs up her dead husband/boyfriend for money.

"Nahh man, she's a gravedigger. Don't date her," said Tony. "She works for a cemetery? At 21 years old?" asked Chad.
"No, she digs up her dead ex-boyfriend for money," Tony responded. "Ew," said Chad.

by Rats_for_toes April 23, 2020

raise grapes

When you place each hand under a testical and simultaniously raise them up and then lower them back down.

"My father had a vinyard here, he used to raise grapes."

"I BOUGHT U BREAKFAST!"

by Ewahl January 6, 2009

hot grapes!

A cry of disgust, anguish, or astonishment.

"We have a lot of homework tonight dude" "Hot Grapes!"

by Dr. Chainsmoke October 21, 2009

Facebook Graveyard

A facebook group or profile which hasn't been used in so long it has the chilling effect of a graveyard, which scares facebookees to their core.

Usually the outcome of someone creating a group or profile with little intent of using it, and so their interest level in the page goes from little to none.

a) Yo, have you seen Adam's facebook page lately?
b) Bitch, that thing's a facebook graveyard.

by The Fishy Chicken August 11, 2011

Pruning Grapes

The act of artistically styling one's own pubic hair to maximize testicular succulence.

Brad became a man the day he began pruning grapes.

by Oregon Hipster July 27, 2016