Vinyard

Vinyard; (proper noun) as in to be a "Vinyard". One who is worthless and lacks any attribute worth complementing. Not to be confused with Billy Bum

Ayyy, ya man Smush Parker thinks he Vinyard .

by JTW-CLS-SER May 16, 2016

Vinyard Vines

An extreme prep store as defined by themselves. Part of Martha's Vinyard, a "J.Crew"-like style only more over priced and douchier. Common products are items you may find an adult, who often has an annual income in the mid to high six-figure range, wearing. A style very similar to the ass hole boyfriend, Daniel Cosgrove, in "National Lampoon's: Van Wilder", or Dan Aykroyd's initial character in "Trading Places". Often worn by Frathole or Slutority on the college level.

"Yo bro! U tryna max out your dad's amex? Let's go h.a.m. at Vinyard Vines. Heard the new line is in."

"OMG slut, just bought my new rain jacket at Vinyard Vines. It was a steal for only $200."

by Mason Neely December 25, 2011

Anal Vinyard

When two homosexual lovers have anal sex over a wine barrel, the oils from the activity slowly fill the barrel. This oil containing mostly liquid feces, semen, blood, and sweat is then fermented for roughly four months and then bottled, sometimes carbonated if by the buyer. This liquid delicacy is enjoyed only by those who can afford it, and mostly used to cater big parties. The majority of people who like it say it tastes like caviar mixed with vegemite.

When Two guys who love eachother, A & B, lets call A Cody, and B Damian decide they want to make love oils in a barrel. And produce their own brand this is refered to as an anal vinyard.

by Nonya business August 29, 2008

Jewish Vinyard

When offer a girl to see your Jewish Vinyard, and really mean your peeled back cheesy foreskin And hameroids

Hey sweetheart, are you interested in coming back to my Jewish Vinyard

by Scurbird September 26, 2020

vinard

The smell of sweary testicles. A combination of mustard and vinegar.

Kevin swiped the side of Steven's sack and it stunk of Vinard!

by Chito1977 July 31, 2017

Vineard

Vineard: (vinegar + mustard = Vineard) (pronounced vin-arde)
One of the most horrible smells on the planet...somewhat similar to Olives or Cat Pee

"Dude, do you have a cat??"
"Why??"
"Because your room smells like Vineard!!!"

by MC Killbot 5000 October 9, 2005

Martha's Vineyard

Martha's Vineyard is an island 4.5 miles south of Cape Cod. It is a place where all the rich people get high and drunk and have sex. Eventually the polar ice caps will melt and submerge the entire island of Martha's Vineyard and it will luckily be gone forever.

Dude I gotta get as much partying in on Martha's Vineyard with the loc rich people.

by South-West June 3, 2021