Grandma’s Purse

When two girls scissor with a crème saver candy between their vaginas.

(Curiosity of Dega)

Grandma’s purse is where I walked in on my grandma and her wife swapping crème savers back and forth between their purse

by Talledega Nights October 19, 2025

Grandma's on the fence

when someone doesn't finish their sentence and leaves you guessing.

-"oh did I tell you about.. never mind I shouldn't say.."
- "Grandma's on the fence here bro just say it."

by itreallydoesnotmatterwhothisis October 20, 2025

Grandmasutra

Eliminating the complexity and number of sexual positions during intercourse mainly to avoid overexertion, pain or injury.

No leather, we practice Grandmasutra.

by AmadeuS469 November 3, 2025

The grandma

This occurs when after impregnated a girl and after the baby is "spat" out a girls stomach becomes stretched and worn out, this aslo applies to the breasts. The parts begin to sag and look wrinkled and old.

I'm gonna dump my girlfriend because after last year she became a 18 year old grandma, or looks like one.

by Chris Lee March 29, 2004

Plastic Grandma

Elderly woman trying to look young and hip enough to be seen with her grandkids by way of plastic surgery

Stella looks so artificial anymore! That old biddy is just your typical plastic grandma...

by desertfox07 December 15, 2014

juicy grandma

An old woman is sexier than any other woman in the universe! She has busty breasts, nice hips and a thick ass. A MILF that everyone will love because her age is 70 but she looks 32.

Yo that is one juicy grandma

by The United Ones May 20, 2016

Taking grandma to Applebees

A sexual position

"Man, last night I was Taking grandma to Applebees."

by BigThicBootyBusiness September 26, 2017