hitlers gas bill

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he needed alot of gas -( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯╲___卐卐卐卐

damn hitler killed alot of jews so hitlers gas bill must be huge

by killer of za jews September 12, 2017

Malaysian gas blower

When someone places their asshole on a vagina and farts in it.

He gave her a Malaysian gas blower after a large meal of baked beans

by Monsterilla May 10, 2020

Detroit Gas Chamber

An American made automobile that has childproof electric door and window locks that prevent the occupants from rolling the windows down or escaping the car once the driver has let a massive fart.

Dude, I need to find out who in our squad ratted me out on cheating on the History test last week. Bro, we will pick the squad up tonight after school in my car, go on a long ride, lock the doors and windows, then I will fart and we will then begin the questioning in the "Detroit Gas Chamber". Someone will talk..they always do.

by Goatoghillgary December 21, 2016

weed from the gas station

to never buy weed from the gas station

some random guy:don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro.If the nibba aint in ur contacts dont ever go to the gas station

by Literally_god1 May 28, 2021

Tommy Tear Gas

When someone farts and it smells so bad you have to leave the room or your eyes start welling up.

Chase: "Dude WTF is that? I gotta leave the room."
Tommy: "Thats a little something we like to call Tommy Tear Gas!"

by F/K\R Gordy January 1, 2009

Cut The Gas

An old-fashioned way of saying shut up.

Guy 1: Hey Anna! Cut The Gas!
Anna: *cuts gas tank*
Guy 1: Why'd you stop the car?
Anna: Cause you told me to
Guy 1: I told you to SHUT UP!
Anna: Oh... Cool...

by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

by dustbruh September 22, 2021