Gary

Gary is usually a nice man who forgets what he just said. He will always be loyal and a good friend. He provides great commentary.

Ah it’s just Gary you know he forgets everything.

by Blowe79 April 30, 2022

angry Gary

Pegging your drunk husband without lubrication or consent.

Kevin came home shitwrecked last night, so he got an angry Gary

by livingbeetroot September 20, 2023

Gary

Is the worst thing you can possibly be called. You're unreliable. The most unreliable. The gayest of the gays. The fattest of the fats. So unreliable that you make German cars reliable. A Gary is a fat ankled lesbian. A Gary is someone who will show up to a birthday party with no gift and eat the cake first.

Being a Gary is being called so useless that anything else would have been better. Don’t be a Gary.

by Nuggets25469 September 6, 2025

The Gary

A name for an oversized vehicle used to transport children.

I need to get half the soccer team to practice I'm going to take The Gary.

by Shardak September 12, 2022

Gambling Gary

A compulsive gambler

Gambling Gary

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover July 29, 2025

Gary

Gary is the embodiment of time eternalism. He exudes great power in controlling space-time continuum akin to the ability of Dr Strange. Strange indeed, a round of a good ol' game of four zephyr winds with Gary seems to last for a lifetime. In other non-worldly affairs, Gary assumes a cute lil sea snail character from the cartoon SpongeBob Square Pants. Gary is also an avid music lover and his favorite song is by Niall Horan, the lyrics start with "We should take this back to my place"...

Gary is a nice guy. He makes time spent with him feel like forever. It's a good thing, no?

by hellogreatworld November 23, 2021

Gary

a guy who wears those big round glasses, a bow tie, and suspenders. he has seen Star Trek at least 24 times. His real name is like Gariel or something. he looks a lot like Flanders.

Ugh, what the hell Gary!

by man slender March 6, 2021