A fuckboy who isn't good looking or personable enough to merit the large bodycount he inevitable shares with everyone he meets.
by wastedisposal November 2, 2019
Get the underqualified fuckboy mug.A 40+ year old man who still acts like a young fuckboy. The old fuckboy has an ex-wife (or two) who he refers to as a "pyscho." This may be true. What is also true is that the ex-wife of the old fuckboy is just a woman who spent years dealing with relentless narcissism, emotional manipulation and cheating, and now believes that the old fuckboy is evil and must be exterminated. The old fuck boy, having had decades of practice, is adept at gaslighting. Emotionally, he is a 7 year old. He is incapable of having adult conversations about relationships, yet insists he's the best, most affectionate boyfriend. The old fuckboy having spent his 20s and 30s being a born-again asshole, and despite having gone to college, probably has a bullshit job, the income of which goes to child support. He will therefore constantly ask you for money. The old fuckboy can sniff out when you have had enough of his bullshit and will act like a decent human being for 60 seconds in order to stay in your good graces. Worst of all, not only can the old fuckboy make you come like gangbusters Every Single Time, he is aware of the relationship between sex and oxytocin, and makes sure he fucks you regularly enough so the feelings of love/trust felt during sex don't dissipate, also known as dickmatizing or dickmatization.
Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.
Do not make the mistake of thinking you can remain in control and use the old fuckboy for sex. He's a wily old fart and will find a way to turn the tables so that he's using you.
Conversation at a College Reunion
Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.
Keisha: OMG, look who just walked in the door! How does my hair look?
Renee: Nah girl, he a old fuckboy and can dickmatize you and ruin your credit before the Superbowl half-time show is over.
by Artichoke Hearts321 October 31, 2018
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by MCRXhasDestroyedMySoul July 29, 2016
Get the emo fuckboy mug.Not to be confused with your basic fuckboy, complex fuckboy's come across as nice young men. They do decent in school and hangout with a good crew. THIS IS AN ILLUSION. A complex fuckboy is an absolute bitchass (Most likely with an idiotic name) who is completely oblivious to the fact that they are a total asshole. This is the type of guy that can get a nice girl but still wants to fuck around. He will text you first and lead you on (even for months), just to fuck with girls feelings. He'll make you feel like he really cares about you by not immediately trying to hookup, wanting to "get to know you" first. This guy knows how to get girls and legitimately thinks that what he's doing is okay.
How to spot a complex fuckboy:
-Decent good looks.
-Drives a pussy ass car. Ex: Civic, Jetta, Cobalt, etc.
-Respects his mom, but not women.
-Thinks that ball is life.
-Claims that he's "not like other guys"
-probably wears the same four sweaters over and over again.
If you've ever caught feels for a complex fuckboy you were probably pretty devastated when things didn't work out because he made you fall hard for him. Guarantee it takes him about a week to start wheeling again, the jealousy will be real. But just remember, this dumb ass nigga eventually loses the respect of all women because he's fucked over every available or willing chick.
How to spot a complex fuckboy:
-Decent good looks.
-Drives a pussy ass car. Ex: Civic, Jetta, Cobalt, etc.
-Respects his mom, but not women.
-Thinks that ball is life.
-Claims that he's "not like other guys"
-probably wears the same four sweaters over and over again.
If you've ever caught feels for a complex fuckboy you were probably pretty devastated when things didn't work out because he made you fall hard for him. Guarantee it takes him about a week to start wheeling again, the jealousy will be real. But just remember, this dumb ass nigga eventually loses the respect of all women because he's fucked over every available or willing chick.
by Noscrubs February 17, 2015
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by E5ze95 May 12, 2017
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Billy: "I fuck so many hoes! I fucked Sally yesteray and Shelly today. Last week, had a threesome with Beth and Becky on Sunday, I ate out Tina Monday, fisted Jessica Tuesday , had anal with Anna on Wednesday, tity fuck Gina on Thursday, fingered Amy on Friday, and stuck my dick down Jenny's thoat on Saturday."
John: "Billy, we all know your a Virgin and you wouldn't go near a vagina. Stop being a Virgin fuckboy."
John: "Billy, we all know your a Virgin and you wouldn't go near a vagina. Stop being a Virgin fuckboy."
by RowYourBoat April 20, 2016
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Derek is really a filipino fuckboy, he talked to jasmine and then got with laura the next day, he made both of them cry after letting them know hes a FFB.
by Kcoursework December 17, 2018
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