Fresno

Fresno is the 8th largest city in the state of California. Located in the central San Joaquin Valley, close to the geographic center of the state, Fresno's population base is rapidly growing.

Largely based on agriculture type businesses, Fresno is also becoming a popular location for technology based companies, because of it's centralized location.

Fresno is a city located in the state of California, between Sacramento and Bakersfield.

by Stephen July 8, 2004

Freshy fresh

When someone wipes their ass with toilet paper, but because there is still shit left behind, they use a moist wipe to clean the rest up. The term was widely popularized by a teenage girl in a Cottonelle commercial, but it can be used for any toilet paper/moist wipe combination.

"Man, I just took a shit so sloppy that I had to do the freshy fresh."
"Beulah always has skid marks in her panties. Someone needs to teach that girl about the freshy fresh."

by BfloDrumDude June 22, 2012

Fresh-Air Fascist

1. (noun): a person who attempts to prevent cigarette or cigar smoking in public. Especially applicable in locations (bars, pubs, patios) where smoking is allowed.

2. (noun): A self-righteous and discourteous non-smoker who attempts to shame smokers by coughing loudly when walking past or rudely insisting that smokers are dirty, disgusting addicts who are killing themselves and others.

3. (noun): a person who offers unsolicited health information about the effects of smoking to complete strangers.

See also: Dark Lord, cigarette.

"When I lit up on the patio, some old lady asked me to stop killing her."

"Bloody fresh-air fascist!"

by Tessa Who September 12, 2005

Fresno Rubdown

The term used when an unsuspecting victim is rubbed with spices, followed by a slap in the face- with a sausage.

"I totally gave my roommate a Fresno Rubdown when he passed out last night"

by ProfessorBeard June 11, 2009

Freshmenitis

(Disease)(Highschool) Similar to Senioritis, however found in younger individuals and have some differing symptoms. those of Freshmenitis include:

Constant talking of what will be done when able to drive.

Depression due to the knowledge that you have 3 more years of high school.

Not being able to "get any" simply because you have nowhere to do so.

Parents constantly questioning about alcohol and drug use.

The decision to "fuck homework" because colleges supposedly don't check this year.

Some people find you to be annoying, because you think you are cooler than you actually are.

The realization that you can get: alcohol, tins, nug, etc; if only you had some money.

The realization that every girl, deep down just wants cock.

The loss of money, due to paying upperclassmen for rides to and from parties.

Treatment: none
Cure: Graduation

Person 1: "Yo look at Dan and Hugh, those studs no doubt have a serious case of Freshmenitis."

Person 2: "No, Hugh's just a bum, but Dan, he is seriously suffering!"

by Freshmenitis April 18, 2010

fresh meadows

aka "fresh ghetto". Its a hood in queens filled with the most ghetto asians, spanish, and jews you'll ever find. Theres union turnpike, utopia parkway, francis lewis boulevard, cunningham park, 173 park, jewel park. Napoli's pizza is the best pizza around. Theres francis lewis high school and saint francis prep. It's right next to Jamacia Estates. It looks like the projects. There aren't that many gangs present but people usually make their own gangs. Its pretty quiet and chill but there is always mad beef or drama happening.

yo we out to fresh meadows?
nah you buggin last time i was there i got jumped

by fukouttahereee January 27, 2018

fresh faced

the well scrubbed, perfect skin types, those with somewhat of a 'glow' emanating from their skin. usually women

she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!

even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010