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green flag joke

a joke that goes on and on and on, with the people making the joke creating different scenarios about it.

started when some people were at the beach and a storm was coming, but there was still a green weather flag up. they saw some people in the water and decided to joke about it forever.
guy 1: "hey, look, its a green flag, but its flating in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its ripeed and in the air!"
guy 1: "look at that green flag.... in the water!"
guy 2: "its a green flag, but its in a tornado!"
both guys: "HAHAHAHAH! ok, this is getting old."
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can be used for any kind of scenario, not just a green flag.
usually the green flag joke is only funny for a few minutes.
by himynamesbill June 26, 2009
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Red flag

The woman you date being friends with a bunch of dudes. Ole' cube head (with her minecraft character looking ass) seems to think that men who have a problem with this have small dicks but IN REALITY she is using male friendship as a talisman to ward off small dicks. Why would I want to be a part of that? Why would I want to help you fuck fat cocks by accepting a sexless relationship with you?
Hym "Red flag. Nope. Be friends with women, bitch."

Cube head "I don't like being friends with women though... 🥺"

Hym "Er, wha... Wait, WHAT!? So I have to be friends with women and like it... but YOU DON'T!? Nonononononono.... Nope. Sex first, then friendship, then relationship (If I feel like it). We're starting a new buy in system. You need to buy in first or you can just be friends with women. See how much YOU fuckin like it."
by Hym Iam February 14, 2023
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Flagging System

An abusive urban dictionary system that gets normal words banned from the website.
Definition: Racist: The hatred of people of a race
Idiot racist: WAHHHHHHHHH!!!! HWO DARE YOU!!!!!! *uses the flagging system to take it down*
*Day passes*
Definition: *deleted*
by Stupid Af July 24, 2021
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Build the flag

"Donald Trump always says, we gotta build the flag"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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Flag

Hey dude i was just scrolling and found some racist cuck let's flag his dumbass we have to clean this place up from all that racist nonsense
by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022
mugGet the Flagmug.

Confederate flag

A Confederate Flag doesn't make some kid want to start a race war, it's just a piece of cloth. Lots of people that don't try to start a race war have one in their yard, so it can't be the flag that makes somebody like that.
by The Original Agahnim October 29, 2021
mugGet the Confederate flagmug.

Flapping the flag

"-Yo,did you know that Johnny is flapping the flag under the showers?
-Seriously?"
by TypowyLaman January 15, 2019
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