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Fart Discipline

Holding back a fart until it is appropriate to release it.
Dude, I'm meeting my girlfriends parents for the first time. They'll be serving three bean salad. This will be a difficult exercise in Fart Discipline.
by Mcl33tie April 29, 2010
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Fart Burp

When you fart and burp at the same time or almost at the same time. The Fart comes first, then within 10 seconds or less, the burp comes. Fart is methane and sulfer compounds and burp is carbon dioxide. Fart burps are super rare, but some people fart burp more often.
Tyler: *Fart

*1 second later
*burp
Tyler: I Fart Burped! I Fart Burped! I Fart burped!

Josh: Errrr!
by HawaiianPunch1 April 29, 2023
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cheeto fart

A fart that burns really bad; usually from eating hot cheetos.
Friend:Dude my fart hurt so bad!!
Me:Did you eat hot cheetos?
Friend:yea
Me:thats a cheeto fart
by Whynot26847 November 13, 2017
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fart linking

When person (1) farts into another consenting person (2’s ) butthole causing THAT person (2) to burp out the first person (1’s) fart.

This “link” can be continuous by person (2) burping person (1’s) fart into a consenting person (3’s) mouth... etc
“My two friends and I shared a magical experience together by fart linking. I new exactly what my friends had for dinner that night.”
by Trodan October 1, 2020
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Dumb Fart

someone who has nothing but bullshit to say,it always sounds like they are speaking from they asshole like your boss,they always speak fast and think slow,everyword they say stinks
that dumb fart of my boss fired me today,dumb fart is forever shouting
by fujilet January 5, 2008
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Love fart

The specific low 'parrp' or 'squelch' created when air is trapped between two sweaty naked bodies and forced to escape.

The most common area for these emissions is from between the two participants bellies as they undulate. Not to be confused with a fanny fart or common raspberry.
“Did you just guff on my balls dear?”
“Certainly not darling! ...It must have been a love fart”
by wronginthehead August 13, 2009
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fart in a skillet

When someone is so hyper they just can not stop fidgeting.... As in a child who is an energizer bunny....
They are jumping around like a fart in a skillet!
by Leemoons August 10, 2017
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