not even going to fap

A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie”

Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)

by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019

Fap and Run

A "Fap and run" is similar to a "Hit and run", but you don't hit, you just spray while quickly make your way. This act is highly debated as a theoretical act of a man in front of a situation that is, in a same mesure,equally exciting and frightening.

"Dude did you saw that hoe form the ring... She scares me... - Yeah same, but that booty is fap material, don't know if I should fap or run... -Why not both !"

"I'm so much into guys in uniforms chasing me... -Police ! Stay where your are! Hey What the... Central, we've got a fap and run, suspect is fapping and running"

by AxeInDaFace December 6, 2017

Fap bag

A bagood where you keep your fap supplies

"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"

"I put my lotion in my fap bag"

by Gaybadgerboi January 9, 2019

Fap Face

The scrunched up face a guy makes as he faps and edges closer to climax.

I dunno what you're doing in your car dude, but you have fap face.

by dj_nafi May 29, 2017

Silent but deadly fap

A gap in which you have to silently masterbation while in the same room as someone else without getting caught

Person A "hey what were you up to last night?"
Person B "I was doing the silent but deadly fap challenge, how about you?"

by Wanna date? November 10, 2019

FAP

FAP /map/ (verb)

An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.

"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."

"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."

"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"

by LiveLoveRunning December 20, 2021

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022