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Pump Fucked 

The act of one arriving at a gas pump to either find it:

A) Out of order

OR

B) Aggressively hijacked by a blockheaded nincompoop
Driver: "Oh look, an open spot!"
Passenger: "Dude, it's out of order..."
Driver: "Shit! Well here, there's one over there."
Passenger: "Not anymore...you just got Pump Fucked."
Pump Fucked by JBone007 June 17, 2009

spam fucked 

The situation of a computer or internet account that is extremely overloaded, slowed, and/or disorganized, especially common among computer accounts of children and the elderly.
I tried checking my email on his computer, but it was spam fucked out the ass.
spam fucked by Flaming0 April 8, 2010

Buckle fucked 

When you sit down in a car and the seat belt buckle jams up your ass.
Holy shit John just got Buckle fucked so hard he's crying.

Bus fucked 

3 or more buses entering an establishment in quick succession.
Look Burger King is getting bus fucked right now, lets go to McDonald's.
Bus fucked by Teacher Ted June 7, 2014

perpetually fucked

the act of being fucked by life despite desperate attempts to try again and make things go your way
friend: "how did that interview go dude?"
you: "horrible man I'm just perpetually fucked"

Flash Fucked 

To fuck a girl so fast and hard that her pussy gapes open and resembles an Arby's sandwich.
Hey bro I just flash fucked Tiffany last night. She will never be the same.
Flash Fucked by rockthisway December 15, 2016