fetus fondler

One who fondles fetuses. It's pretty self-explanatory.

Alice: Hey, have you heard about Charlie's fetish?
Bob: Yeah, he's a total fetus fondler.

by Black Viper 69 February 25, 2014

to flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

foundling

a baby in the old times that was so fucking gay and useless. like, back in the old days, when people only wanted to have strong boys as children, they would take girls or weakling little boys and just leave them on hilltops and shit or like in front of churches. yeah thats pretty fucked up but still, they were useless.

"KILL THE FOUNDLING!"

by chubiskwad January 28, 2009

The Foundation

A series of at least six books about people taking over the universe. The books span over a millenium. The main chracters have to fight and beat mutants and rivals all vieing for universal control.

The Foundation is the rservation of galactic knowladge

by Nemo Impredat December 16, 2005

fondle

A fucking disturbing euphemism for the act of pedophilia.

Those 'fondlers' need to be locked up!

by Anonymous August 30, 2003

founded

To be found. opposite of losted

I founded my phone! She founded the place after she called to say she was losted.

by hopeykins December 9, 2008

fondant

similar to an upper-decker, but the fecal matter is applied with precision to the seat itself.

Derek applied an elegant fondant to Kevin's toilet seat, and even added a nice fecal flower flourish.

by BingCon10 May 16, 2010