The Flaming Lips

A dumbass band that writes songs about death

The drummer from The Flaming Lips is a total junkie

by freefall44 December 21, 2020

the flaming melvin

the flaming melvin; aka; the tabasco hotdog, the burning enchilada, etc. the act of dipping a dildo in pure pool chlorine, causing a severe burning sensation, as the person the dildo is inserted into will have the immediate flesh eaten away by the chlorine. best for: masochists.

i gave my girlfriend the flaming melvin last night.

by swimmerboy January 17, 2008

The Flaming Totem Pole

The act of getting an indian burn on your cock shaft

My dad caught me masturbating and gave me The Flaming Totem Pole as punishment.

by Tommy Wiseau's Dad December 10, 2017

Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra

When someone takes a paper bag filled with shit and throws it at on-coming traffic

Jimmy and Steve got arrested for throwing some Hand Flinging Flaming Cobra at cars.

by Joshua Cribbits February 20, 2011

The Flaming Turtle

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and mid-way through his penis decides to roll back into his body and form a vagina. Then the woman proceeds to put on a strap-on penis and fucks him in the vagina. She stretches his penis from the inside and when it comes back out it is very red and fat. The man then choke fucks her in the mouth until he climaxes and when he does he pushes her head so far on his dick that cum shoots out of her nose and maybe her eye.

I was at my grandma's house and we were drinking tea while watching the news. I looked at her and said, "Hey Grandma." and she replied, "Yes?". "Do you want to do the flaming turtle?". She immediately bent over and sucked me off.

by quasdn December 22, 2016

a flaming hedgehog

a flaming hedge hog is when a women is asleep and you light there pubs on fire thus making them scream

last night me and my friend snuk into my sisters room and gave her the worst a flaming hedgehog ever.

Joel and a group of friends snuk into this wierd girl named hannahs room and gave her a Flaming hedge hog

by joely woely November 22, 2011

The Flaming Lipton

This procedure is performed by a male and female couple, the only feminine requirement being unusually large labia (or 'Mud Flaps' for a better visual). Prior to engaging in a female-on-top '69', the female sprinkles copious amounts of her favorite habanero sauce on the 'Mud Flaps'. As soon as the Male engages the 'Mud Flaps' with his mouth, she presses into him and locks her knees around him, holding on for dear life.
If the female is feeling paticularly spiteful, she can dust the inside of her sphincter with chili powder and fart or 'tear gassing.'
The unusually large labia requirement is keeping with the spirit of the definition, i.e. 'Lipton' implies teabagging and large labia would be a prerequisite for female teabagging. The requirement is not necessary for performance of this act.

Dude, I had Ex Sex with Steph, and she gave me "The Flaming Lipton" with Tear Gas chaser as payback for the Donkey Punch I gave her right before I broke up!

by The Amazing Randolph June 15, 2009