fidget spinner

The most expensive Bull***t toy ever invented. With prices ranging from $7 to $400

"Amy your fidget spinner is awesome"
"Thanks your fidget spinner is cool too"

"Rick your f****** spinner cost you 200 dollars?"
"Yeah I'm a rich boy who doesn't know what to do with my money"

by MONKEYBOYLARSENMONEY!@#$%^&*(! January 8, 2019

Fidget Spinner

A cheap plastic toy designed to keep the post-millennial generation enthralled for hours on end because of their 10 second attention span, as well as the fact that they're too stupid to figure out a even a 1 sided rubiks cube.

Its the ultimate participation trophy generation instant gratification 'toy' because IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING and takes zero skill to use.

Cuk 1: Check out this Fidget Spinner I got! Its so much easier than trying to figure out square roots on a scientific calculator!

Cuk 2-5: WOOOOOW, so cool!

Non-idiotic classmate: "goddamn bottom feeding plebs contiunes to program pacman on his ti-86"

by StompLiberals January 22, 2019

Fiddlystick

A name for a bar or pub

Let's head down to the fiddlysticks

by VexFTW February 17, 2019

Fidget spinner furry gamer

Fidget spinner furry gamer is one of the 4 genders.

YO MY FIDGET SPINNER FURRY GAMER, WANNA PLAY SOME FORTNUT

by The dad that never came back February 22, 2019

Fiddle Diddlin’

The cleanest way to say sexual activities. Lil nasties, often under the age 16 do it in the middle of hallways.

**two nasty little heathens are making out in a crowded hallway**
Me: WILL YALL STOP FIDDLE DIDDLIN’ IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY AND LET ME GET TO MY CLASS?!

by Pastel Peach February 23, 2019

fiddlescum

when you use a fiddle to masturbate and cum in the hole between the strings

I can't wait to go home and fiddlescum

by Unicorn Pickles Migee February 25, 2019

Fiddle Grippers

A pair of extra long labia. Said to be able to grip a Fiddle and play a tune.

A woman name Ruth had Fiddle Grippers so long she could play the banjo without using her hands.

by Bar Bizzle March 7, 2019