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The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.
"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"
by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024
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Father

Some punk ass bitch that thinks he is cool enough to hang out with the cool kids
Person1:Hey you know that Father guy?
Person2:Yeah that stupid ass bitch that keeps trying to hang out with us?
Person1:Yessirr
by FAMILY FRIENDLY229 July 14, 2022
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father

1. The person that probably produced you as a sperm
2. A supposed religious god/goddess
3. The nickname of the founder of Best Korea
1. My father likes potatoes
2. Our father isn't taking the China Virus seriously
3. We should bless the father for his doings in Best Korea
by imananonymoususer February 23, 2021
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Father

15 years ago

Your father : I am gonna go to the store to get some milk brb
Your mom : Oh okay
Child you : Goo goo ga ga

15 years later
You : *searches father on urban dictionary*
by YourLocalEuropean August 15, 2021
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Charlie Higson's Father's Payday

Charlie Higson's Father's Payday refers to a day in the future when it will probably rain. It is usually used pessimistically or sarcastically.

The phrase dates back to the early part of the 20th Century. It referred to a possibly apocryphal story. Each month, Charlie Higson's Father would have to go to collect his salary from his work. Grumbling, he would complain that because he had to go out to get his salary it would almost certainly rain.

People began to use the phrase colloquially when they pessimistically thought it was going to rain.
"Tuesday is going to be like Charlie Higson's Father's Payday"
by HeavierWeather October 3, 2013
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father figure

even if bella the wolf had a father figure he would go to get the milk in yoctoseconds
by Xeries August 12, 2024
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ivica's father

"My son is a serbenbastard.", repeatedly spread by ivica perkovixxer's father (ivica's father).
by coolcommand3 April 18, 2025
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