diet forever

A diet forever is a permanent devotion to a restricted variety of foods for the rest of a person’s life to improve health, or lose weight.

Person 1: “I’m thinking about doing something to lose weight, what do you think I should do?”

Person 2: *taps Person 1’s stomach* “You should go on diet forever”

by TheCheeseTax December 20, 2024

Post-ratchet diet

What you eat after being a fuckin ratchet

After a night on the town--being drunk bitches and clubbing-- A and B find themselves hongry.

A: Fuuuuuck, some animal-style fries at In-n-Out sound soooo good right now.
B: Yee! Post-ratchet diet!!

by Ivanizerrr November 27, 2012

Diet Coke

A substitute for crack cocaine; gets you just as normal cocaine, but healthier.

No, I don’t do that shit, I only do Diet Coke.

by You mother is gay May 23, 2018

dick only diet

diet which only consists of DICK

yeah i was with my boyfriend last night he really helps me stay on track with my dick only diet

by oooogaboooga May 15, 2019

diet shivers

shivers caused by a woman's coldness due to her dieting (restricting her calorie intake to lose weight and/or become thinner). Dieting causes the metabolism to slow and therefore generate less heat, causing the dieter to shiver to keep warm.

Though the night was 80 degrees Fahrenheit, the model had diet shivers because she had been fasting for two days in preparation for a photo-shoot.

by wouldaben January 6, 2011

Trudeau Diet

The diet of eating less food because one cannot afford adequate groceries due to high inflation in Canada.

It looks like Paul is on the Trudeau diet! He’s incredibly thin!

by The man with an unknown name May 24, 2024

Diet black

When black parents have a child that is light skinned as fuck.

“How can Craig be so light skinned when both his parents are black as night.. he’s looking like a can of diet black”

by BuddyISlove November 29, 2020