Kevan the Carrot

Kevan is the evil cousin of Kevin the carrot. He works at Giant and tries to kill his cousin with the help of his Brussels and parsnip.

Kevan the carrot is a Bi@?

by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com March 10, 2022

Hairy Carrot

Where your ball fro extends down your shaft.

Abi: i'm feeling so erect today.
Jack: wow me too.
Abi: lets see your hairy carrot one more time pls?

by Jackrawr July 21, 2009

carrot top

when male ejaculates all over a red heads pubic bush and, the male eats her out.

"hey babe can i give you a carrot top

by jankydank August 6, 2009

Carrot Top

A very talented comedien who just happened to bang your mother last night.

Dude, for some odd reason when I got home last night, The Almighty Carrot Top was leaving my house.

by NeroXenuLiger May 16, 2006

Carrots

One who unfortunately retains orange "pubic" haris in the private vicinity of a pratners region.

Hey, connor, cut those damn carrots... they really freak the hell out of mee... You know this makes me horny...

by pugs March 6, 2005

carrot

a metaphorical sense of the word meaning the way guys toy with you, such as "dangling a carrot" in front of your face like you're a donkey until you finally just feel like going up to them and screaming "i hate you for doing this," which would then fastly be followed by total embarrasment, so you never get up the courage to carry through with it...so i had a bad day

"I refuse to eat your carrot!!"

by dead_vernacular07 March 12, 2005

girls who eat carrots

it's girls who give blowjobs

Pat: oh look it's those girls who give carrots, can i have a blowjob
Laura: Ok

Girl who eat carrots : Lets all fuck Pat
Girls who eat carrots are girls who give blowjobs

by username420 December 1, 2020