crusty leftovers

When you go for a crap, and bits of the turd gets stuck to your asscrack hair, dry up and go crusty.

Sam: Dude I'm going for a bath gotta wash my ass. I've got crusty leftovers from last night's curry.
Dan: Overshare Dude.

by Ihavecrustyleftovers69 July 18, 2016

Crusty Loser

A person who displays a serve lack of skill at Rainbow six seige. Often characterized by the use of shotguns or other such aids wepons

Mate, i knew were you were at all times you crusty loser

by Big Janty February 21, 2018

Crusty

Entirely ratchet in every sense of the word. Someone who is absolutely disgusting and whom you would not touch with a ten foot pole. Avoid crusty strangers with douchey selfies.
Always negative connotation unless used to describe pizza.

Josiah is a crusty hoe.
"Wow, look at that crusty piece of pizza!"

by Ratchethoe420 August 27, 2014

Crusty

When someone is super fine with out makeup but always wears make up for no damn reason except for they just like putting on makeup.

That girl is so crusty.
I just wish one day she would not wear make up for her best friend . :(

by Sym7fire7rose December 3, 2015

crusty

A word to describe someone who is ratchet, grody, annoying or just gross. Peaches is the CEO of crusty.

Leshawna: Aye play Just Dance with me, hoe!
Harold: No.

Leshawna: FINE. You and your crusty ass can leave.

by total drama fan 101 May 16, 2020

Crusty

An adjective/noun to describe alternative types that move to West Cork in Ireland in search of a more holistic, bucolic lifestyle but end up as unwashed, undereducated burnouts who think the odds are stacked against them but, in reality, they are man-children who fail to acknowledge that their own actions have consequences

Man 1: that hippi young wan that moved to Ballydehob from the UK is a proper crusty - she always smells like a sack of turpentine

by $Piderman2099 December 26, 2020

CRUSTY

crusty is used for many things, first of all for crusty hands, crusty lips, crusty BOOTY HOLE, crusty love, crusty ambition, and crusty loners. Crusty is an inspirational word. Also used in bikini bottom. You can use it for love or to refer to some one ugly.

That gurl is hella crusty
Heyyyyy crustiessss
I hate you crusty bitch

by TheBigD... March 27, 2019